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Sung to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles
by Anonymous
Yesterday, all those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, there’s not half the files there used to be,
And there’s a millstone hanging over me.
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong.
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data’s gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
the need for backups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all there to stay.
Now I believe in yesterday.
Who hasn’t lost data and learned the …

The prosecuting attorney approached the witness. “Do you happen to know any of the people you see in the jury box?”

The witness looked them over and thought carefully before replying.
“Yes, I know more than half of them.”

“Keep in mind the solemn oath you have made before this court,”
continued the attorney. “Can you swear that you know more than half of them?”

“Why, I most certainly can!” the witness fired back. “In fact, I’ll swear I know more than all of them put together.”