Women’s funny weight loss math
8 June 2009
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I propose the personal body image index (PBII).
The general idea is as follows:
• Start with your weight.
• Subtract seven pounds if you have just worked out.
• Add five if you’ve single-handedly finished a plate of guacamole and chips; four for macaroni and cheese; six for death-by-chocolate cake.
• Subtract 10 pounds if people nearby are fatter than you.
• If you’re wearing black pants, subtract two; if in a bathing suit, add eight.
• If you are more than seven years older than the group average or are surrounded by bikini-clad undergraduates with toned stomachs and cellulite-free thighs, add 20.
via cnn.com
This is SO my weight loss idea. What’s yours? Are you a healthy eater/exerciser, or more of a computer monitor potato?
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