Tweeple are Funny
18 May 2009
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Some of my recent favorites from Twitter. The oldest is at the bottom. Read up for fun.
EricaRedCornI consider taking my screaming child to the grocery store a sort of PSA for the teenagers. In her own way she’s screaming “USE CONDOMS”
joeschmittI do less before 9 AM than some people do all day.
SashaKane#twittertherapy There once were 2 Tweeters who bugged the living daylights out of me. I would try to unfollow them, but never quite could.
prodigaljohnsaw my first Kindle today, resisted the urge to cradle it tenderly. the old man reading it in Chick-fil-A looked like he would not like that
altgeldshruggedjust answered the door in a nightgown and sweatpants. “Oh, no, no, not at all. I was totally awake. No need to apologize.”
KidneyNotesIf you have a collection of your kidney stones in a display case, it’s reasonable to see a specialist.
robdbOH from a car of high school age girls as they drove by me: “hey daddy! How you doin’?” dear god.
Rob_PopoffI wake up & say, “Good morning, Lord,” while some wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.”.
gerryschMy son just asked me about Twitter. This is it.
DrCrisDoes everyone else get disoriented when tweeple change their avatar? Now there’s a first world problem.
cognac62Every time you agree to let the government do something for you then you are giving away a bit of your freedom
girliegeekStaring at Adam Lambert trying to figure out how his eyeshadow & liner was applied so I can duplicate it. (Something is very wrong here.)
esquiremacOur 18 month old has learned to say iPod.
mrskutcherlol RT @AlexnSA: Im on that social security sex I get a little each month but not enough to live on… @mrskutcher
AlexnSAIm on that social security sex I get a little each month but not enough to live on… @mrskutcher
GiggleMedYou don’t know chaos until your 2-year-old throws up on your 4-year-old at 3 in the morning… you heard it here first
spolleyI’m a little sad everyone in the world is starting to join twitter… I liked the thought that it was just us smart ones. 
motherjonesrnNever stand between a woman and her box of chocolates. Just ask my husband. I think he’s icing down his arm in the kitchen.
drvalLarge spider disrupts Gupta’s talk. It was walking across white table cloth near him. #namc
- drvalGupta: … for female brain. Why is female brain cheaper? Because it was previously used. #namc
- drvalGupta: Doctor tells family that patient needs brain transplant. Insurance doesn’t cover. It costs $500K for a male brain and $250K for #namc
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