Some of my recent favorites from Twitter.  The oldest is at the bottom.  Read up for fun.

1. jrobinsonRN@EllenRichter I never thought that my music and clothes would be considered vintage so soon!8:05 AM Mar 27th from web

2. drewmgriffingonna start using Monopoly Money to pay my mortgage5:59 PM Mar 26th from TweetDeck

3. murphygrainneWhy don’t airlines allow you to change your meal from “standard” to “edible” in your dietary requirements?5:55 PM Mar 26th from TweetDeck

4. drlori71Hubby found Twitter & is now following me. He read my updates & says he prefers Twitter Dr Lori to real life Dr Lori. Think I may block him11:45 AM Mar 22nd from TwitterFon

5. motherjonesrnYou know it’s going to be a bad shift when the charge nurse asks you if you brought in holy water when you walk onto the unit.8:05 AM Mar 22nd from web

6. joeschmittObama’s going on the Tonight Show? I don’t remember President Bartlett doing that on West Wing. Obama’s going off-script!6:36 PM Mar 19th from TwitterFon

7. DrCrisHad this great idea of going out for dinner. Both kids want to go nude.1:51 AM Mar 19th from TweetDeck

8. motherjonesrnThe Democratic party just called and asked for a $100 donation. I told them to give themselves some bailout money and to leave me alone.9:14 AM Mar 18th from web

9. healthewomanmy new phrase for “outdated”: That is SOOOO Last Tweet!7:19 PM Mar 16th from Power Twitter

10. goldenskyePerson near me made loud remark about people who text message all the time. Think I should tell them about twitter? 7:12 PM Mar 16th from TwitterBerry

11. doctorlinguistI try to educate patients that Social Security disability is not their friend, and yet they all find this out the hard way.3:06 PM Mar 16th from TTYtter

12. markhcoxJust saw a huge sign that said,”Go to church or the devil will get you.” No wonder the world hates Christians.2:04 PM Mar 14th from txt