Some of my recent favorites from Twitter.  The oldest is at the bottom.  Read up for fun.

jrobinsonRN@EllenRichter I never thought that my music and clothes would be considered vintage so soon!8:05 AM Mar 27th from web

drewmgriffingonna start using Monopoly Money to pay my mortgage5:59 PM Mar 26th from TweetDeck

murphygrainneWhy don’t airlines allow you to change your meal from “standard” to “edible” in your dietary requirements?5:55 PM Mar 26th from TweetDeck

drlori71Hubby found Twitter & is now following me. He read my updates …

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Little Rock, AR (CompNewsNetwork) – Arkansas Insurance Commissioner Bradford has announced a decrease in workers’ compensation costs effective July 1, 2009. The overall loss cost decrease in the voluntary market is 7%, while the overall decrease in rates for the assigned risk is 6.4%.
The majority of this decrease is credited to Act 796 of 1993 providing for aggressive health and safety programs which are currently in effect in many workplaces across Arkansas. Commissioner Bradford said, “I was involved in the 1993 legislation, and I …

Now if we are discussing my baking they would all be cake wrecks.  I love this site.  I started checking it out when someone sent me a link about some poorly spelled wishes.  Soon after I was hooked.  I mean, how could I not?! I love art, anatomy and cake!  with the addition of these anatomy cakes, now they totally rock!
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Despite the lack of emotion in the text of Twitter, as you can see joakes are common place.  Some, like the first, are the result of friendly banter while others use their 140 characters to split the joke and punchline.  Enjoy!

cognac62@murphygrainne See..I know you’re medical like me..but OTHERS might interpret your comment as…uh….LOL12:52 PM Apr 1st from TweetDeck
murphygrainne@cognac62 In small doses! Extensive groin action today…my arms are weary…:-)12:15 PM Apr 1st from dabr
cognac62@murphygrainne So,,,,into groin pressing then?12:12 PM Apr 1st from web
murphygrainneGlad work is over. Not one case …