Legal Laugh of the Day
29 January 2009
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The prosecuting attorney approached the witness. “Do you happen to know any of the people you see in the jury box?”
The witness looked them over and thought carefully before replying.
“Yes, I know more than half of them.”
“Keep in mind the solemn oath you have made before this court,”
continued the attorney. “Can you swear that you know more than half of them?”
“Why, I most certainly can!” the witness fired back. “In fact, I’ll swear I know more than all of them put together.”
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